Fred wants to get married – Фред хочет жениться

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Fred wants to get married – Фред хочет жениться!

 

Fred is 32 years old - Фреду 32 года, and he is still single - и он до сих пор один.

One day a friend asked, - однажды его друг спросил:

- Why aren't you married - почему ты не женишься?

Can't you find a woman - ты не можешь найти женщину, who will be a good wife - которая будет хорошей женой?"

Fred replied, - Фред ответил:

- Actually, I've found many women – на самом деле, я находил много женщин, I wanted to marry, - на которых я хотел жениться, but when I bring them home – но когда я приводил их домой to meet my parents, - чтобы познакомить с родителями, my mother doesn't like them – но они не нравились моей маме.

 

His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother."
A few months later they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?"
With a frown on his face, Fred answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl.

She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much."
The friend said, "Then what's the problem?"
Fred replied, "My father doesn't like her."