Useful Dog Tricks
Dog: Man's Best Friend
A cup of coffee in the morning, and I get the paper
I read the headlines and decide that I am bored
I check my email, and I decide to answer later
Another cup of coffee, and I drag myself to work
CHORUS: My life is grounded in a firm routine of coffee, sleep and work
I am not boring
I just stick to what I know
I'm sitting there at work, and I realized I forgot to wake up
I can't be productive when I'm dreaming about a sheep
I go upstairs and get myself another cup of coffee
I get downstairs and then I spill it on the floor
CHORUS: My life is grounded in a firm routine of coffee, sleep and work
I am not boring
I just stick to what I know
Rock-a-bye baby on the tree top
Lunch hour's over
I can't stay up
I got to drink coffee
That's a mistake
I best switch to decaf or I'll stay awake
CHORUS: My life is grounded in a firm routine of coffee, sleep and work
I am not boring I just stick to what I know
I am not boring I just stick to what I know
I am not boring I just stick to what I know
I just stick to what I know
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