Question: What goes around the world but stays in a corner?
Answer: Stamp
Question: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
Answer: Towel
Question: You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
Answer: Chicken
Question: What goes up and down the stairs without moving?
Answer: Rug
Question: What can you catch but not throw?
Answer: Cold
Question: I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?
Answer: Nose
Question: What's black and white and red all over?
Answer: Embarrassed skunk
Question: I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?
Answer: Sponge
Question: Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?
Answer: Fire
Question: The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
Answer: Tissue