15 | 03 | 2013
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 A psychiatrist examines a patient:

Психиатр спрашивает у пациента:

"How many legs does the dog have?"

"Сколько ног  у собаки?"

"Four", answer the patient.

"Четыре", отвечает пациент.

"And how many eyes does it have?"

А сколько глаз у собаки?



"And what about its ears?"

"А как насчет ушей?"

"Excuse me, doctor, but haven't you  ever seen a dog before?" 

"Извините, доктор, разве Вы не нидели никогда собаки?"



Be careful!

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just
heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be

"Hell," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"



If you want breakfast in the bed


If you want breakfast in the bed, sleep in the kitchen.

Если ты хочешь кофе в постель, спи на кухне.


A wife's Christmas gift

A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.

After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles."

"She did," he replied. "But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?"




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