Traditions -Традиции
A man and a woman got married, - мужчина и женщина поженились, and he told her - и он сказал ей:
- Since you are my wife - так как ты теперь моя жена, you should respect my traditions - ты должна уважать мои традиции and habits... и привычки..., and I have 3 traditions – а у меня есть 3 традиции:
So, first tradition - итак, первая традиция:
on wednesdays I play football with my friends – в среду я играю в футбол с моими друзьями, no matter what – не имеет значение что… whether it snows or it rains – независимо от того, идет или дождь или снег
I dont care - меня это не волнует. I play football – я играю в футбол!!
- Is it clear for you? - husband asks his wife
- Yes, sure, - she answers.
So, the second tradition... On fridays I play poker with my friends, no matter what, I play poker!!
- Is it clear for you? - he asks.
- Yes, sure, - she answers.
The third tradition... On sundays I go fishing, no matter what, I go fishing... whether it snows or it rains... I go fishing!!!
- Is it clear for you? - he asks.
- Yes, sure, she answers.
- Any objections? - he asks.
- No, I understand, - his wife answers.
- Maybe you have your own traditions? - he asks.
She thought for a while and said: "Well, I have, but only one... every night at 10 p.m. I have sex... whether I have my husband beside me, or I dont have ... I dont care.. I have sex!!!!
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